Twisted

My Dad Wants To Read Twilight

Posted on July 12, 2008 12:02 pm

Yes, he just told my mom that she should go buy him a copy Twilight when we go reserve myself a copy of Breaking Dawn this afternoon. My reaction: O_O WTF

I mean, imagine a 35-year-old man (well, he doesn’t really look thirty five, most people even mistake us for brothers!) jumping up and down his seat while containing his scream just because he read these lines:

“You’re impossible. How can I put this so that you’ll believe me? You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.”

“Isn’t it supposed to be like this? The glory of first love, and all that. It’s incredible, isn’t it, the difference between reading about something, seeing it in the pictures, and experiencing it?”

“Bella, I couldn’t live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don’t know how it’s tortured me. The thought of you still, white, cold…to never see that flash of intuition when you see through my pretenses…it would be unendurable. You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever.”

“You are exactly my brand of heroin.”

I mean, c’mon!

Damn You, Weather!

Posted on July 8, 2008 2:34 pm

Due to the very stupid weather which all of a sudden decides to pour out rain on a sunny day and vice versa, I just missed school today. No, there wasn’t any storm. No, neither did it flood. All that the fucking weather did was to give me colds which led to fever earlier this morning. Some of you may have cried out “Yay! I’m not going to school today!!!” or something with the some note but not me. I just missed a quiz in Social Studies, two-hours worth of a class which I only meet on Tuesdays and one day’s worth of Chemistry (I don’t care about the others; it’s Chemistry that made me look like a hag recently). Guh-reat.

On the other side of things, I put back the old theme I used when the site debuted. I just realized that with the “new” theme, the main page was about 140 KB and I pity all of you with a slow internet connection.